Open Auditions
Unless otherwise indicated, all Acrosstown auditions are open to people of all ages, races, religions, ethnic origins, disabilities, sexual orientations, and gender identities.
If you are unable to attend auditions in person, please reach out to info@acrosstown.org for other options.
Next Auditions
Company
Showing June 19- July 12, 2026
Fridays, and Saturdays at 8PM, Sundays at 2PM
Music and Lyrics by Stephen Sondheim
Book by George Furth
Directed by Brandon Lee
Fill out the audition form here.
Auditions: April 12 -13, 2026, 7PM
Location: ART Mainstage
Ages 18+ only.
Please prepare 32 bars of a contemporary musical theatre song. Bring a mobile device that has a recording or link to your track for your audition piece. *Acapella auditions will not be allowed.
On the night of his 35th birthday, confirmed bachelor, Robert (Bobby), contemplates his unmarried state. Over the course of a series of dinners, drinks and even a wedding, his friends explain the pros and cons of taking on a spouse.
CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS
Robert (Bobby)
The story’s protagonist, he is a keen observer who appears happy but holds pain in his heart. He is the only on of his friends still single. Terrified of marriage and fears a lifelong loneliness.
Gender: Male
Age: 30-35
Vocal Range: G3-G5
Sarah
Harry’s hyper critical wife. She is an avid learner of karate and tends to overheat. Open, accepting, and full of love.
Gender: Female
Age: 30-40
Vocal Range: A3-A5
Harry
Sarah’s husband. He is a recovering alcoholic continually falling off the wagon. Believes the advantages of marriage outweigh the disadvantages.
Gender: Male
Age: 35-45
Vocal Range: A3-A5
Susan
A delicate southern belle. Peter’s wife and ex-wife. Motherly in her affections towards Bobby.
Gender: Female
Age: 30-40
Vocal Range: A3-A5
Peter
Susan’s husband. The perfect husband and ex-husband. He is very liberal in his view of relationships.
Gender: Male
Age: 30-40
Vocal Range: B3-A5
Jenny
Quietly manipulative, simultaneously square and wise. Loves her husband, David, and will indulge him from time to time.
Gender: Female
Age: 30-40
Vocal Range: A3-A5
David
Jenny’s husband, he is relaxed and always in control. Believes a man should be married and that the sacrifice of freedom is worth what you get in return.
Gender: Male
Age: 30-40
Vocal Range: B3-A5
Amy
A frantic neurotic engaged to Paul but terrified of marriage. After a mental breakdown, she finally realizes that Paul is, in fact, her soulmate.
Gender: Female
Age: 25-35
Vocal Range: G3-A5
Paul
Amy’s fiancé. Mildly clingy, but patient to her neurotic nature. He is fully committed to the idea of marriage and encourages Bobby to do the same.
Gender: Male
Age: 30-40
Vocal Range: B3-A5
Joanne
Acerbic, demanding, and blunt. Too old to be part of the young crowd, but not old enough to be part of the older crowd. Puts on a brassy front but melts when she is alone with her husband.
Gender: Female
Age: 40-50
Vocal Range: G3-B5
Larry
Joanne’s husband. He is stoic and centered, but has moments of goofiness. Indulges his wife’s behavior but knows when to put his foot down.
Gender: Male
Age: 45-55
Vocal Range: B3-A5
Marta
A girlfriend of Bobby’s. Intensely modern, who is seeking adventure and excitement in the city.
Gender: Female
Age: 20-30
Vocal Range: A3-A5
Kathy
An old girlfriend of Bobby’s, who is now considered a good friend. She plans to leave the City for a life of domesticity. Sweet and loving.
Gender: Female
Age: 25-35
Vocal Range: A3-A5
April
A girlfriend of Bobby’s. She is a flight attendant who came to New York to live in Radio City. Ditzy and adorable.
Gender: Female
Age: 25-35
Vocal Range: A3-A5
Season 2025-2026
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Showing June 19 - July 12, 2026
Auditions: April 12-13, 2026
Music and Lyrics by Stephen Sondheim, Book by George Furth
Directed by Brandon Hall